Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
In a funk.
Depression, go away.
I don’t know how someone could be such a shitty person. So selfish and self-centered. I really wish my uncle did not exist. He’s done nothing but harm people and hurt my grandparents when they’ve bent over backwards to help him time and time again. Some people just do NOT deserve to live. After hearing some of the shit he’s pulled lately I just cannot believe it. I’m...
hearts-will-hold: Go to school: put on pretentious bitch face. Go to work: put on happy yes-whatever-you-want face. Go home: die.
I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll like murder her someday and we’ll be...– Aubrey Plaza on Ryan Gosling (via slightlypretentious)
It’s not my job to make you a better man and I don’t give a shit if I’ve made...– Jenny from S2E11 “Loud & Proud”, The L Word. (via feministteapot)
fuckyeahfantasticmusic: Hurt - Johnny Cash
I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe...– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (via comelycreatures)